A specific type of douchebag …

A kind reader mentioned Allegra’s Yelp account, which I had seen before, but pretty much ignored.  What caught me here, is the ready mentioned “… she’s seeking to get to the ELITE status …”.

Wait, what?  I thought Twitter only had Elite status??  If Yelp has it, then YES Allegra will want it.

So, after a little reading, it would make sense.  With Elite status she would get a little badge on her account, a lot more followers, and most importantly, some ass kissing from vendors who want a favorable writeup.

So I looked through her account.  If you’ve ever checked out Yelp (or any online rating service), you’ll see a disproportionate negative feedback ratio.  This is human nature.  We like to lash out and complain when we’re not happy, but document when we are?  Nah.

So here are Allegra’s stats:

Yelp statsJust a little one sided, aren’t they? This would lead me to believe that she’s using her online clout to show vendors that she will “give good Yelp”.  Presumably she’s get perqs as a result?  I’m not sure how that works.

You know all those hot Instagram chicks (no not Allegra, dumbass) that pose and mention “Bikini by ABC Swimwear”?  Well they get paid.  Sometimes in cash, other times in perqs.

What a Yelper.


And with that, I’ll leave you with this gem from Urban Dictionary <click for more>:


Narcissistic Candy Empire 

The nature of Instagram is seeking validation.  Whether you’re  a photographer and posting your awesome sunset pics, or a teenager posting bathroom selfies, we all get off on the number of likes and/or comments.

How’s this one for you?

Four self-esteem, all identical.  FOUR.  And if that wasn’t enough, of course she has to tag herself. 

You’re an idiot, Allegra.

Instagram Fun

Another anonymous submission with some Instagram screenshots.  Again there isn’t much context, but it appears Allegra left a comment that was insulting, or interpreted as such.  What’s interesting here, is a lot of ass kissing from Allegra in the form of apologies and compliments, and a whole lot of comments from others offering their thoughts on her.  Mildly entertaining.

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See You Next Tuesday

It appears Allegra is still making friends on Instagram. Or Twitter. I don’t know. 😂
This was submitted anonymously.


No idea about context here but it made me chuckle.

You love me! You really love me!

CaptureHey everyone!  No new llvvzz news for you today.  I thought I’d post an update on the attention this silly blog thing is getting.  I don’t really pay attention to daily hits but when I looked today I noted there was a lot of activity recently.

Cool enough, I also found this map showing all hits by country.  Is Isle of Man even a country? Do women go there to find men? Does it seem fair that women have Lesbos to find women as well?

So, thanks for reading and if you wish, please pass along a link to friend, family, employers, clergy, etc.

Also, find me on Twitter @not_llvvzz!  I only have time for one account, plus this page and as you can see, I don’t have much time for that.

I need life lessons from Allegra.

Angel of Angles

Is it just me, or does this photo look all out of proportion? The edge of the pool seems to change direction as it passes behind Ms Powell.


Also, maybe it’s just angles, but her right arm? Perhaps from lifting all of those cocktails. Do you even drink, bro?

Daddy Stamp & Coin

A recent submission via e-mail linked us to a site and some search results showing an address we hadn’t seen before, linked to Ms. Powell.  It had this address listed as a previous residence.  In researching, it’s appears to be a commercial / retail site so we almost dismissed it.

However, one of the stores at this address is Arizona Stamp & Coin, owned by a Dennis Wayne Powell.  Nothing interesting to see here, but we’ve been getting a lot of requests to post everything we find that can be confirmed.  So here it is. assuming it’s Allegra’s father, or perhaps an uncle, which she used as a mailing address at one time.  Allegra is listed as a relative on at least one online info gathering site.

Kind of a meaningless post, but I’m bored.