Let’s cut to the chase. You want to know who I am and why I’m doing this.
First, let be be clear. I am NOT LLVVZZ, nor am I pretending to be her. The assumption is, you know who she is (her online persona anyway), otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this. If you don’t know, google LLVVZZ or “Princess Candy Empire”. Happy reading.
I first “met” LLVVZZ 4-5 years ago, and I thought we were fairly close. One day, I retweeted a subtweet that was about her. I didn’t know it at the time, and it was just a funny tweet. Well… she unleashed her minions on me as if she were invading a small Caribbean country. The relentless attacks on Twitter from her directly, and her thousands upon thousands of minions forced me to close my account. Lesson learned. Of course, all of her @ messages were deleted shortly after and she played the victim.
Am I doing this for revenge? Nah, that would make it more dramatic I suppose. Honestly, I had forgotten the whole incident long ago. Recently, I saw her attack another woman who commented on her Instagram photos and well, I felt like hitting back. The recipient of said attack doesn’t know me or that I’m doing this. Honestly, I did a quick Google and found some fun information that I thought I’d share. I’ll probably get bored of this sooner than later, but until then, have fun.
If you have information you want to share, email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org, or comment on any post. I’ll post everything emailed to me anonymously unless you explicitly request that I don’t. You can also email me here to tell me what a horrible person I am.