Happy 48th Birthday, Allegra!

Another year, another filter.  It’s been a fun several months watching you, my friend.  It’s been even more fun watching the plethora of naive idiots drooling over your photos with more blur effects than the Sasquatch.


Most people mellow in their old age, but you… well, no.  For a while I thought you’d pretty much shut down, but here you are whining about your “friends” on social media abandoning you. Again, playing the victim.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.


You never endorsed Trump for president? Who the fuck do you think you are thinking you can endorse anyone for president? You attack people for far less, and when it comes back on you, you lose your shit.  Relax, little girl.  It’ll all be ok. Go have some cake.

Again, happy birthday… here’s to hoping you’ll stop acting like a fucking teenager on snapchat and get a life. Before you turn 50.


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