Monthly Archives: October 2016

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​Blurring effects by Sasquatch 

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Happy 48th Birthday, Allegra!

Another year, another filter.  It’s been a fun several months watching you, my friend.  It’s been even more fun watching the plethora of naive idiots drooling over your photos with more blur effects than the Sasquatch.

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Most people mellow in their old age, but you… well, no.  For a while I thought you’d pretty much shut down, but here you are whining about your “friends” on social media abandoning you. Again, playing the victim.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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You never endorsed Trump for president? Who the fuck do you think you are thinking you can endorse anyone for president? You attack people for far less, and when it comes back on you, you lose your shit.  Relax, little girl.  It’ll all be ok. Go have some cake.

Again, happy birthday… here’s to hoping you’ll stop acting like a fucking teenager on snapchat and get a life. Before you turn 50.

Grabbing life by the pussy

It’s been a while since we’ve posted because sometimes life is just more interesting.  Not a whole lot to update y’all on, but from Allegra’s Facebook and Twitter, it’s clear she’s gone full tilt into supporting her “friend”, Donald Trump (whom she knows personally, of course).

Just perusing her Twitter…

I simultaneously had two thoughts on this: 1) I’m sure it’s been so SO much longer, because … eeww; 2) I wonder how she would react if a man were to walk up to her, kiss her, and grab her by the pussy?

 

Or… you know, get off social media and go get yourself a job?  Hey, I completely agree women are paid less and should not be.  This is fact.  However, for someone to demand “get me equal pay” and have the lifestyle Allegra has?  Nope.  You deserve what you have, bankruptcy and all.

 

Umm… yes.