Rare before and after pics of Allegra!

BREAKING NEWS: Seriously, just kidding. This was sent in by a follower. ūüėā

Are there any Sugar Daddies out there?

Well, an interesting email arrived the other day that is worth sharing.  Apparently our friend Allegra is 33 (and not 48 lol), and is searching for a Sugar Daddy.  Someone sent a link previously, but the account had been deleted, so I ignored it.  In this case, the account is still active and I’ve captured screenshots just in case it’s shut down.

It would appear the Allegra is still having financial difficulties, as being a “renowned physician” just isn’t paying the bills. Seeking a Sugar Daddy is surely the next best approach. Personally I see this as thinly veiled prostitution, but hey some might disagree.

Check out the site here: http://www.sugardaddyforme.com/sugar-babies/az/scottsdale/llvvzz

or click the thumbnails below to see a larger image.

Making friends (again)

Wow it’s been a while since I’ve thought of this place and to be honest, I kind of miss it. Like everyone (except Allegra) I’ve been busy with “life and stuff”. Note the quotes, Sean Spicer.

What made me come back you ask? Well, I received two alerts and an email overnight and awoke to this:

Wow. I scanned back for the past several weeks and as expected, there is minimal traffic, then РBOOM.  What happened, I ask myself? Then I check my mail.

UPDATE: Removed screenshots based on a polite request from it’s source.

It appears our friend Allegra is making more friends. And hey, free adverts for us! I’m honored, truly.¬† If only I could monetize this site and perhaps… HEY!! How about a Catfish Calendar? All proceeds to go to charity *wink*.

The other alert I received was that someone was trying to hack my gmail associated with this page.  Bad bad kids. Two-factor authentication paid off. KNOCK IT OFF.

 

When you’re really bored and unemployed…

… you create an Instagram account to post 159 images of your tweets in a single week.

(And like most of them with one of your alternate accounts)

So it seems Allegra must have finished another bartending gig or something and now has account there lot more free time.  Nothing screams “Validate me!” more than posting screenshot of your tweets on Instagram, but creating an entirely new account with graphical versions of the tweets??

Oh hun… your daddy should have loved you more.(or less?).

Sasquatch 

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Happy 48th Birthday, Allegra!

Another year, another filter.¬† It’s been a fun several months watching you, my friend.¬† It’s been even more fun watching the plethora of naive idiots drooling over your photos with more blur effects than the Sasquatch.

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Most people mellow in their old age, but you… well, no.¬† For a while I thought you’d pretty much shut down, but here you are whining about your “friends” on social media abandoning you. Again, playing the victim.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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You never endorsed Trump for president? Who the fuck do you think you are thinking you can endorse anyone for president? You attack people for far less, and when it comes back on you, you lose your shit.¬† Relax, little girl.¬† It’ll all be ok. Go have some cake.

Again, happy birthday… here’s to hoping you’ll stop acting like a fucking teenager on snapchat and get a life. Before you turn 50.

Grabbing life by the pussy

It’s been a while since we’ve posted because sometimes life is just more interesting.¬† Not a whole lot to update y’all on, but from Allegra’s Facebook and Twitter, it’s clear she’s gone full tilt into supporting her “friend”, Donald Trump (whom she knows personally, of course).

Just perusing her Twitter…

I simultaneously had two thoughts on this: 1) I’m sure it’s been so SO much longer, because … eeww; 2) I wonder how she would react if a man were to walk up to her, kiss her, and grab her by the pussy?

 

Or… you know, get off social media and go get yourself a job?¬† Hey, I completely agree women are paid less and should not be.¬† This is fact.¬† However, for someone to demand “get me equal pay” and have the lifestyle Allegra has?¬† Nope.¬† You deserve what you have, bankruptcy and all.

 

Umm… yes.